"Happy golden birthday, stepdaughter! Turning 21 on the 21st? Talk about hitting the jackpot! 🎉🌟 Now that you're legal, get ready for a year filled with questionable decisions and hilarious stories. Just remember, if the night gets wild, I've got your bail money ready! 😄 Cheers to being young, wild, and legally allowed to make all the mistakes you want. Have a blast, you party animal! 🥳🍻"
Sara Kane
Chief Executive Officer of Blended Family Shenanigans
"Happy 21st birthday, little sis! Wow, you're finally joining the "grown-up" club. Brace yourself for the thrilling adventures of adulting, like paying bills and pretending to know what you're doing. May your newfound legal drinking privileges bring you more sophisticated hangovers and questionable dance moves. Cheers to being legally responsible for your questionable life decisions now! Enjoy your special day, you magnificent 21-year-old! 🎉🥳"
Kayla Doyle
Chief Eye Rolling Officer
"Hey sis, happy birthday! Another year older, and I must say, you're really nailing that "aging gracefully" thing. I mean, who needs youth when you can have wisdom and... more gray hair? But don't worry, I'll always be here to remind you that I'm the cooler sibling. Enjoy your special day and remember, being older just means you have more experience in losing to me in every argument. Cheers to you, old timer!"
Finn Doyle
Senior Undersecretary to the head of Making Poor Life Choices
"Wow, can you believe it? You're finally legal! Happy 21st birthday to my step sister, who has surely mastered the art of adulting by now. May your days be filled with responsible decision-making, impeccable time management, and an endless supply of green smoothies. Cheers to a year of being the epitome of maturity!"
Nic Rabe
COO of Talking Trash in Video Games
"We would like to wish our favorite human, Molly, a pawsitively amazing birthday! Woof woof and meow! We are so grateful to have you as our human companion. Your love, cuddles, and belly rubs mean the world to us. On this special day, we hope you receive all the treats, toys, and belly rubs you desire. May your day be filled with wagging tails, purrs, and lots of joy. Happy birthday, Molly! We love you to the moon and back!"
Ren, Roscoe, & Gus
Department of Being Pains in the Ass 😻🐕🐶